Other Newsmakers Just Aren’t Really Trying.
From Hoops, via Pancho:
Man Punches Another He Accuses of Being a ‘Zombie’
Monday, October 26, 2009IOWA CITY, Iowa — Iowa City police are investigating an early morning assault in which a man accused another of being a zombie, then punched him twice.
Police say the assault occurred at 1:17 a.m. Sunday at an Iowa City restaurant south of the University of Iowa campus.
A man was ordering food when he was approached by another man who called him a zombie, then hit him in the eye. When the victim tried to call police on his cell phone, the man punched him again, breaking his nose.
The man then ran out a back door.
The victim was taken by ambulance to a hospital.
I am so using this excuse if I go shopping on Black Friday. “That’s MY $15.00 Betsy Johnson purse, you $%#@ing zombie!” *punch*
October 27, 2009
