Regarding Heroes Volume 4 Finale (With Spoilers)

July 13, 2009

Yes, I’ve only j ust watched this. I was busy when it originally aired, and I hate watching things online, so there you have it.

Anyway, spoilers ahead.

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WHAT THE SHIT WAS THAT?!

I was totally with it. I was TOTALLY digging it. It was exciting, and action-packed, and interesting, and then… Nathan died.

Now that’s not the problem. The problem is that Angela said Matt was supposed to save Nathan, and then, when they get there, Nathan’s dead and Angela’s like “WTFNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY DREAM WAS WRONG WAAAAAAAAAAH.”

And then Peter catches Sylar (which was very cool. Yay, Peter!) and Matt performs his crazy head magic on Sylar and makes him think he’s Nathan so Sylar’s “dead” and no one but Matt, Angela, and Noah have to know that Nathan died.

Still with me?

YOU SHOULDN’T BE.

NATHAN’S DAUGHTER CLAIRE CAN FARKING BRING PEOPLE BACK TO LIFE. It would have taken a little of her blood mixed with a little of Nathan’s blood (shit, she could have pricked her finger over his gaping throat wound), and, voila, zombie Nathan.

WHAT THE FUCK, HEROES!? Did you think this through at all?! Now you’ve got Body Snatcher Nathan walking around fixing clocks and shit, and you know this is going to backfire on EVERYONE.

STUPID!

STUPID!

I’ve been sticking up for you for three whole seasons now, ya dicks! You had BETTER make up for this.

Love,
Amanda

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