Far in the Bosom of Lady Jingly
September 5, 2009
My office gets an almost comical amount of spam email. I clean out the folder at least once a week, and I usually have 100 to 150 new messages within a couple of days.
Most of it’s run of the mill “Increase your bust while refinancing your mortgage and revolutionizing your sex drive!” kind of stuff, but every once in a while I get something so bizarre that I can’t help but take a screen cap of it and save the picture to my hard drive. Whenever I’m having a bad day, I look at them and laugh.
Well, this entire week has been pretty awful. We’ve been training since Tuesday, our piles of daily work are starting to resemble the Himalayas, and I have an irritated tickle at the back of my throat that I’m certain is preceding a cold that’s been going around the office. So I’ve been collecting a lot of these bizarre and hilarious spam messages, and I thought, why not share them with my digital friends?
Enjoy, and thank you, won’t you?
